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Here, let me at least give you something you enjoy being spoon​-​fed.

by big BONER

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1.
Out the window 00:22
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So, you don't know your ass from your elbow because common sense went out the window So I must . . . Go out . . the window
2.
Factual Fiction of Morons 06:33
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(Gasp) Ummmmmmm . . . Hmmmmmmm? Uhhhhhh . . . Hmmmmmmm? Ehhhhhhhhhhhh . . . Ahh Haaa! It always seems like I'm searching for that big BONER in the middle of a smmmaaaaaaaaaall Room Too rare to find Frustration in mind Within this super silly society It's a super silly society It's a super silly society It's a super silly society It all ties right back to common sense! Man, the conditioning, the conditioning Observation from within It's tooooo much that I have to sum it up I survive within the confines The confines of this fictitious system That's a fact! Ha ha ha what an oxymoron Moron! Yes, of course A factual fiction of morons! You got the little tricks You got the little dicks You got the little tricks You got the little dicks The loss Of The ability To Think For yourself Because Assholes Get Fake Power That You Let Them Have And you think it's real? What a joke sdrawkcab si gnihtyrevE sdrawkcab si gnihtyrevE sdrawkcab si gnihtyrevE sdrawkcab si gnihtyrevE Everything is backwards Everything is backwards Everything is backwards Everything in this super silly society It's a super silly society It's a super silly society It's a super suspicious society It's a super secret society It's a super self centered society It's a super stressful society It's a super shitty society It's a super spoon-fed society It's a super stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stuuupid, stuuuu d, stuuuuuuu,toob tfd jjigv stuu did tu tu da da duuhhh uhhhhh dooooooo ghvbj hfd hjt scvwvFthkkknxxxxzzzzzxx Don't perpetuate, just eliminate The homogenization And slap that fucking spoon out of your mouth! Arrogance is pisssssssss
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Skeletal Structure 02:26
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Skeletal Structure You say it's incomplete I say it's beautiful The imagination You say it's incomplete I say it's beautiful The imagination You say it's incomplete I say it's beautiful The imagination The imagination Fragmentary In a cute Little Thumbnail! Piece by piece Bit by bit Let me give you the skinny Basic Conceptual Framework Skeletal Structure
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Days = Eggs 02:47
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Everyday's like an egg cause I'm always scramblin'
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the MASON won't even aJAR to relieve us from the hot water 03:28
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I'mpersonall (hueman) 02:46
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I'd much rather explain this in person Or at least verbally on the phone I need more human, less robot, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot, robot It's easier this way It's easier this way You can see the expression on my face You can hear the tone in my voice You can understand what I intend It's easier this way It's easier this waaaaaaaay waaaaaaaay I need a person, all human Not imperson, all machine Because I'm a person, all human, hueman Human, hueman Human, hueman Human, hueman Hueman
7.
Human Error 05:44
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It begins Focus, but relax The details, the details Once comfortable everything is on wheels But we are human Things are bound to happen Things are bound to happen Once again Focus, but relax The details, the details Once comfortable everything is on wheels Oh oops, my mind is wondering
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If you don't care, I don't care 02:31
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Why bother?
9.
Another piece of shit on the bus 02:17
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(sigh) Well, I'll tell ya one thing that really gets on my fucking nerves! The inconsiderate one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, (fart) It's another piece of shit on the busssss It's another piece of shit on the busssss Just another piece of shit on the busssss It's another piece of shit on the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b The delusion that the shit smells like flowers Another piece of shit on the bus Dropping shit at every stop all over what's ours Another piece of shit on the bus The arrogance that just consumes and devours Another piece of shit on the bus On the bus On the bus On the bus
10.
The Bed Bugs Always Bite 02:17
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We've got the bed bugs We've got the problems Out of nowhere They're the problem That's in life Got them bed bugs We scratch it And scratch it And scratch it And scratch it And scratch it And scratch it And scratch it And scratch it And the itch comes back just like the words of this song
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There'd be no rat race if no one would play 02:49
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Up . . Up . . Up the deception pyramid! Which is actually upside down Not even an inkling of The BIGGER PICTURE Which is now Tunnel Vision (sigh) I have to one up you Society tells me I have to be a part of it Must do what they do Must do what they do Must do what they do Or else? nothing to worry
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Take it all with a Grain of Salt 04:00
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As far as you know, you're not here by your choice And where you will go, nobody knows But don't get discouraged, you at least have a voice I don't mean the kind that the powers impose Since, inevitably, you are going to die There's no need join society's cult And because humans are capable of a lie You might as well take it all with a Grain of Salt
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Agnostic Moon Affinity 03:07
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Love the way that moon Makes me love that moon Puts me so in tune Just love that moon Moon Moon Moon Moon It's a natural affection Part of the great connection A warming perfection Ties us into The collection Ties us into The moon Moon Moon Moon Are so far But yet so close Can't keep my eyes Off Of That Mooooooooon Beam Unveil the inner workings that lie Behind the curtains Of the shit show that is our societal reality Don't be sheepish And ask yourself Or is it Just laughing at me Or is it Just laughing at me Or is it Just laughing at me Or is that moon Just laughing at me Is that moon just laughing at me Laughing at me Laughing at me Or is that moon just laughing at me Laughing at me Laughing at me Or is that moon just laughing at me Laughing at me Laughing at me Or is that moon just laughing at you Laughing at you Laughing at ha ha haha ha ha ha haa
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The big PURR 06:10
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credits

released March 19, 2018

Personnel:

Bob Klonarides aka Bob BONER - Bass/Exclamations/Whistling/Mason jar slide Bass/Desk Drumming/Korg Delay Monotron Analogue Ribbon Synthesizer/Composer

Mark Ferris aka Pirate DICK - Drums/Percussion/"Rats pissing on cotton," voice

*Featuring*
Elijah Jimenez on "Take it all with a Grain of Salt" - Bass & Voice during sound collage

**Mason jars on track 5
***Mr. Moonbeams on track 14

Artwork & concept by Bob Klonarides (2017)
(Technical Director, Maria Alvarado)

Recording/ mixing/ mastering by Bob Klonarides

ListENjoy Records ©2018

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